Yes hello

yassmines:

yassmines:
maybe…i Dont love titties….
april fool

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supreme-leader-stoat:

prissytomboy:

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normal-horoscopes:

DO NOT WORRY PARTYGOERS I HAVE BROUGHT THE DRY SALAMI

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mandareeboo:

WHERE DOES SHE KEEP GETTING MORE KNIVES

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slushyseals:

cloudselkie:
Look at this precious happy seal! LOOK AT THEM.
Wait for it…

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andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:
andhumanslovedstories:
Hmmmmm. I. Fucked up.
Head empty no thoughts I put our plastic shower curtain in the drying machine
It’s clean now

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buttnekkidblackgirl:

humunanunga:
photoshop-and-chocolate:
photoshop-and-chocolate:
photoshop-and-chocolate:
Jackpot
This is getting kind of ridiculous.
There are two five leaves in there somewhere
I lost count
This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!
Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

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funnytwittertweets:

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susanoomon:

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